I ran across these public service posters the other day and realized that Fizzou fans are all around us. Knowledge is the best form of protection, so if you are in doubt of an acquaintances legitimacy take a look at these helpful diagrams.
If you are still in doubt about whether the person in question is a Fizzou fan you can also consult the the long list of redneck jokes. If the answer is yes to any of them…you have a Fizzou fan.