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Mizzou Football Coach Arrested for DWI

Gary Drinkel head football coach at Mizzou
It always amazes me how good the University of Missouri is at finding trouble. If it’s not hiring a head basketball coach accused of paying players it’s their football team drinking and driving like it’s going out of style. Now we know where they get it.

Missouri head football coach Gary Pinkel was arrested on November 16 for a DWI offense. You can see the quite comical sobriety test below. Some high lights include when he is asked to count backward form 73 to 62 he responds “I can’t do that normally, are you kidding me?”

You should expect to see plenty of “Gary Drinkel” signs at Mizzou road games form now on.

Big 12 Upgrade

News that the SEC will be taking Mizzou off the Big 12’s hands has been coupled with a report that West Virginia will join the Big 12 in 2013-14. With this the Big 12 has managed to unload one of it’s least desired assets and land a school that can make Final Fours and BCS Bowls. Even better than trading a good athletic school for a mediocre one, the Big 12 has finally rid itself of Mizzou fans. Big win for the Big 12.
Fat Mizzou girls for passionate West Virginia fans

Mizzou’s SEC Application

Muck Fizzou has obtained a copy of Mizzou’s application to join the SEC. Looks like they will fit right in.
Mizzou's application to join the SEC

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Border War Voodoo Doll

Paper doll pattern.
Another Border War football game means another edition of the Mizzvoodoo Doll. Just download the pdf, print, cut and fold. Now you are ready to impact pain through the ancient art of voodoo.