I started a series of tweets last week giving reasons why Mizzou fans don’t travel well. I compiled them here for those who missed it.
#10 Due to parole limitations they can’t leave the state.
#9 If you’ve ever driven on Missouri roads you wouldn’t want to drive anywhere either.
#8 Circus schedules are busy and it’s hard to get time off.
#7 Most Alumni can’t find their way out of the state.
#6 The No Shirts, No Shoes, No Service policy stops half their fans at the gates.
#5 Since Columbia is in the middle of Nowhere it takes forever to travel anywhere.
#4 Traveling with meth is dangerous and going 48 hours without a fix is unbearable for most Mizzou fans.
#3 You can’t buy bowl tickets with food stamps
#2 They have a hard time finding places like Mizzizzippi and Luizzianna on their GPS.
#1 Mizzou fans wait to see the result of a game before deciding to attend it.
Let Muck Fizzou know why you think Mizzou fans don’t travel well in the comments section. The best response wins a free Muck Fizzou shirt.
Update 12/12/2010 – Twitter Responses
- Same family marriages aren’t allowed in AZ – kvnrbnsn
- They can’t read road maps – kvnrbnsn
- Hunting season is closed in AZ – kvnrbnsn
- It’s easier to complain about the bowl they didn’t get than support the one they did. – BDevine
Winner: Their sister took the car in the divorce. – JayHawki
